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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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i know
i'll only post the most cursed corporate weed memes i can find
hell yeah
papal infallibility vs twitter, go
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picking a mastodon server to join is easy -- just think of it like you're allying with one of many families in a war-torn medieval land, each with their own histories, feuds, laws, blood rituals
@weed big fan of your work btw
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trans girls are my favorite dog breed
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guns for popes
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making up a pope to be mad at
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it must suck being addicted to cats
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BREAKING: JK Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, is being investigated for "salmon farming irregularities" - West Yorkshire Police
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Homestuck and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
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schools be like "youre neurodivergent? just neuroconverge lol"
drugs
splatfest is back but when will the quaalude be back
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gender of a hundred voices,
a thousand songs,
echoing all throughout the night
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im like if they made a kitten that is sleepy
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augmenting my #urologyposting by stealing @vultureculture's posting style
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assigned mommy (sorry) mommy (sorry) mom (sorry) mommy (sorry) at birth
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>installs cool foss software
>visit documentation
>one page
>"if you need help, visit the discord!"
>uninstalls software
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The universe is not transactional. You do not need to "earn" or "be worthy" of love and respect.
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
