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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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girls will be plural
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a B-flat is reached at the height of a glissando, sustained, wavers, and finally drops, as though its singer had run out of breath.
the soft purr of a two-stroke one-cylinder fills the early morning silence. its symphony, seemingly incessant, whisks you away from a pleasant dream, or early morning coffee, screaming "AWAKEN, SUBURBANITES, AND SHOW THANKS--
FOR YOUR LEAVES HAVE BEEN BLOWN."
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the richbattlestar galactogogue (its just like the normal show except that two wet spots mysteriously appear on my shirt 30 seconds in)
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i've seen three talks at #CVQCon2022 so far and two of them were just rehashes of SawCon presentations from the summer, this sucks
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he turned into a pickle and I couldn't breathe. I didn't find it funny but my body refused to stop laughing. you ever experience that? your body just completely overwhelmed by an emotion you're not even feeling? it was horrifying. someone dragged me out of the room. didn't catch their name, but they saved my life. #CVQCon2022
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some kind of domme thing at reader I guess??? shitpost maybe??
my favorite sport is standing over you with one foot on your chest and telling you how cute you look down there
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home invasion may traumatize a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people not go to work ever again, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,
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sherm is edge in philly
hey can anyone stop by the women's bathroom at #CVQcon2022 i fell in a k-hole and im being compressed like a jpeg
shoutouts to 9/11
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who lost their Doctor Honeytongue ULTRA RARE homestuck plush at #CVQCon2022
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hi cuties 🥺 I took a nap
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gender-affirming fake id
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It's one thing to say, "Another world is possible." It's another to experience it, however momentarily.
-- David Graeber
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posting too close to the sun
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@vultureculture [clicking the retoot button] haha weee post gay bird post
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god I'm SORRY for being hot and gay and trans and looking really good in a flannel and a black tank top and having a nice ass. I couldn't help it
the first casualty
of War was glorious Truth.
the next was Football.
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
