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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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i think they should do a song where the lyrics are just a random selection of dril tweets
every cheekface song is like "im a funny little gremlin and we live in a society!" *best guitar riff you've ever heard*
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"Eat Cops"
Garfield graffiti seen in Indianapolis, Indiana
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Every morning I wake up, down some coffee, pop a squat on the bog and declare "Oh boy, voting time!"
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seconding what Molly Conger said: don't spend a single cent trying to buy back your bodily autonomy from people who sold it out from under you. Don't let Democrats fundraise off their five decades of failure
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Why does everyone hate on augmented chords?
murph (mascot of the gender nerf) is dating gritty (mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers, which haven't been a gender since the 80s)
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i think, maybe im actually fine and have some kind of ulterior motive in posting that i haven't figured out yet
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The movie hasn't even started yet and im already breaking down
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Even their bathrooms are too loud and heavily travelled. When can I leave?
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Ah yes, the movie theater, my favorite activity, where i can sit still and stare at a too-bright screen and hear too-loud speakers blaring too-mainstream music (or worse, people's voices) for too long. If any neurotypicals have some kind of advice on how to actually enjoy this it would be appreciated.
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities
who tf is blaring sicko mode outside my apartment at 3pm on a wednesday
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I almost made this post last night but didn't but I think just the act of owning someone else's home is inherently fucked up even on a conceptual level
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Dear guitarists,
Learn how to use your fuckin tone knobs!
cursed, OH
"this town has a human trafficking problem. i have a human trafficking solution."
A Priori Knowledge of Whether This Substance is Butter is Impossible
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
