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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
shitpost, caps
if you see someone claiming to be neil cicierega from lemon demon and they need your credit card info to buy a mic to keep making music - DO NOT SEND IT TO THEM. neil cicierega don't need no credit card. (Cicierega, N. Mouth Sounds, 2014)
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No one here needs to hear this but I'm gonna post it anyway: reminder that autism speaks is a eugenics organization
made myself a banner. only 3 years after joining the site
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“full stack developer” but the stack is maslow’s hierarchy of needs
nsfw blasphemy, not lewd, micturiation
yes it's true that you can't enter the temple because you're not a believer. not me though. I can't go in the temple because immediately after being accepted as a member of the Church and accepting Weird America-Visiting Jesus as my personal savior I peed in the baptismal font. i know, the mormons are so weird about stuff like that. definitely a cult.
cops, punk, uspol
the band: Cop Killaz
debut album: Literally Every Single Cop Is A Bastard
greatest hit: We Hate The Police
the twitter account: @BurnCopCars1312@twitter.com
the post: if you care about "enforcing laws" more than black lives our music isnt for you
the replies: Wow, I can't believe my favorite band doesn't b*ck the bl*e. I used to be a huge fan but I just can't support their bringing politics into punk. Police have a hard job, you know! Conservatism is the new punk rock.
me when i come across a single post about s*x
Do not open this content warning. This is not a post of honor.
No highly esteemed meme is commemorated here. You are in danger. The form of the danger is an emination of energy, which carries information... The danger is to the brain and central nervous system. It is potentially lethal in high doses... We considered ourselves to be a powerful civilization, and sending this message was important to us. Do not dig or post in this area. Any excavation must be undertaken by a team of cisgender allies
exposing myself to some radioactive waste this morning
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i wish that we didn’t feel like we had to show all our wounds to receive care we should have got before the wounds were there
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I wish every car a rapid unscheduled disassembly
fish fear me
women hate me
men turn their face from my gaze
no creature of god may know me
i am alone on this earth
buy the tshirt
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YOU MADE QUITE A NON-BINARY FUSS TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC TWEETS
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YOU MILLENNIAL LEFTISTS WHO NEVER LIVED A DAY UNDER NUCLEAR THREAT CAN NOW REFLECT UPON YOUR WOKE SKY
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Anne C.A. Baanen
Cave Johnson here! Have you ever heard of the phrase "making someone roll over in his grave". Well, I came across it the other day, and had the boys in the lab hook up some generators. Limitless energy! All we have to do is offend some oldies. If you applied to get your gender transed, enter through door A. Make sure to keep wearing those Aperture Science reinforced knee-high socks after the procedure is done. They'll protect you from the vengeful spirits. We summoned a lot of vengeful spirits.
missed my ledgedash
how can you own land like wtf that's dirt god didn't put it there with anyone's name on it. who the hell did you buy it from? did they also try to sell you, like, a rainbow? or a river?
i should be allowed to take as many bath bombs from lush as i can fit in my pockets
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
