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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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wait, people are unironically capitalist?? like they'll say "you can have a tasty lil treat.... for a price" ???
pretty fucked up imo
they should give me treats because I'm a good girl, this pay-to-win strat is fuckin bonkers I tell ya
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there's no way chris pratt wasn't baked as fuck in that video
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holy hell I'm so fucking gay and I want the entire fediverse to know it
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bad vibes week (i'm on my period)
gender-affirming emotional turmoil
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what is up my fellow sufferers
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DEATH
TO ALL THOSE WHO STAND IN THE WAY OF the free movement of leaves
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In 1850, a cult gave 600 acres in Pennsylvania to God.
It was later repossessed by the state because God did not pay his taxes.
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@annieversary you can TELL i made this while sleep deprived. it sounds like sleep deprivation
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lathe of heaven don't fail me now
can't wait for the Ma-Ri-Oh fandub
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Touchscreens were a mistake. I want my trackball back.
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responding to "are you gay?" with "I've never posted in my life"
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thanks for my service?? why don't you service deez nuts
kinky sub post
we're approaching crush depth, mistress
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plural shitpost
[who's on first voice] who's on front
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All ADHD info is like "here's color coding to organize yourself" and none on "here's how to not feel awful without dopamine".
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
