Imagine being queer and judgemental. Imagine thinking that social media stereotypes are the sum total of human thought and experience.

Talk about having a fucking officer in your goddamn head. Who's the resident constable? A reddit moderator? An instagram influencer? Great! Long live the dipshit vanguard. Will you issue algorithmic bubble passports to correspond with the imaginary thought borders in your mind to everyone you meet? Take this buzzfeed quiz to find out why nobody wants to talk to you anymore.