**Goo Truther** @thufie@pixie.town · 2025-03-24T21:45:32Z

"For the good Lord hath said: whoever so much as looks at a smart fridge with lust in his heart hath committed adultery"

**nightjar** @nightjar@twoot.site · Mar 24, 2025, 21:49

**nightjar** @nightjar@twoot.site · Mar 24, 2025, 21:49

nightjar @nightjar@twoot.site

@thufie what if you're married to the smart fridge

**Goo Truther** @thufie@pixie.town · Mar 24, 2025, 21:50

**Goo Truther** @thufie@pixie.town · Mar 24, 2025, 21:50

Goo Truther @thufie@pixie.town

re: OH

@nightjar that's not kosher.