Take out a new lease, forge documents for a loan, make a molehill from a mountain to call your new home!

Malware is in the voting machine.
We never knew bonzai buddy was a Green.

Slushie machine has a got a new flavor. All thanks to the works of the new dictator.

Keep your arms and your legs inside the security theatre at all times.
We will all try our best forever.
Get the safest ride at Action Park!

Take the time off! Take a deep breath!
Flatten those crops to form an SOS!

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Package-deal: Get rich and famous. Tell your ex to get jealous. Leave the country on a saucer per your bosses' instructions.