Times I've used my Israeli Hebrew language education sponsored by AIPAC money:

- Loosely following Israeli anti-war protests on Fedi.
- Rebuking American Zionists by extending their Hebrew chants with words they don't know because they don't actually speak Hebrew.
- Orderering a falafel pita with french fries and ketchup in it because I'm a fucked up individual.
- Correcting orientalists who think they can just make up Hebrew roots and make up shit on the fly during lectures without anyone noticing.
- Trying to explain ACAB to an extremely sheltered Israeli girl I ran into at college.

I hope the evangelical christian donors find this itemized list of returns on their investment to be valuable in turning my identity into a weapon lmao.