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Pets (hamsters) 

@Jo I had guinea pigs as a kid, and my sister would try to walk them on a leash or put them in a ball. They would just try to get out of their harness when they were on the leash, and in the ball they would just stand in one place looking scared.

Brain Fart 

A cable made out of corn flakes.

A cereal cable. 🥣 :blobpeek:

Most of what people refer to as "memes" are actually "image Macrons", photographs of French president Emmanuel Macron.

Genitals shitpost, death mention 

@kelbesque Three days, that's impressive. It took me over two years to restore my foreskin.

Genitals shitpost, death mention 

My foreskin is the Jesus of penis hats. It was condemned, executed, and came back three days later.

@Jo I use DOSBox every day at work. We're still using ancient DOS accounting software, and it runs in a fork of DOSBox and prints invoices to our old dot matrix printers.

I've spent more time than I needed to just trying to rip a DOS CD and get it to mount correctly in DOSBox. >.>

@cute@deadinsi.de @CyclopsCaveman
Yeah. I was cut so tight that my skin would sometimes tear and bleed when puberty started. Restoring my foreskin fixed that, and it has helped a lot in other ways. I made a secondary(nsfw) mastodon account for tracking my progress: @theonefreeman@humblr.social
Only a consenting adult should be able to decide to have parts of their genitals cut off, whether they are male, female, or intersex.

half-life but you turn everyone to stone by looking at them because you’re gorgon freeman

@lynnesbian I think there's a libreoffice app available on Fdroid. I haven't used it much.

lewd 

@CyclopsCaveman Reminds me of a GIF I saw somewhere, someone had a tiny hat under their foreskin, and when they pulled it back, the hat popped on top of their dick. I think it was a fedora/trilby though, not a cowboy hat.

Fuck Nvidia 

@Deiru@gensokyo.social I wonder if it would be possible to get cards like this working with SR-IOV, for passthrough to virtual machines.

I was so preoccupied with whether i could, i didn't stop to think whether i should

Fitbit pre-crime dystopia; Strong language 

> The Plan to Use Fitbit Data to Stop Mass Shootings Is One of the Scariest Proposals Yet

gizmodo.com/the-plan-to-use-fi

Holy fuck jesus emissary of the prophets no

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