discovered a place down the street from my apartment that serves nothing but white-people tacos

flour tortillas, barely-seasoned ground beef, shredded cheddar cheese, lettuce, and tomato

the tortilla chips are those manufactured rounds

they serve brownies for dessert

today I discovered they call themselves a caribbean grill

welcome to portland

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@kf my girlfriend and I ran across a place like this in a suburb of Minneapolis.

The food looked great-- rich, deep red sauce, green guacamole, whatever, right? But it was so bland that we were convinced they used only paprika in everything. We were so, so sad about it.

It all looked so good! But it just tasted like *nothing*.

My condolences.

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