Oh, right after raids today, I got up to use the toilet and when I got back just a short while later, there was a huge flying ant on my chair 
Why couldn't it have been something cute, like a bunny or a cat? 
(I tossed it outside. The ant, not the chair.)
@lyncia Headpats of course
I said toss, but it was just for the bit. "Gently scooping it up and putting it on the windowsill" wouldn't sound like something I would do for a whole chair