nomen est omen

Inner Sphere heavy mech:

- LRM-10
- two medium lasers

Clan heavy mech:

- two LRM-20
- two large ER lasers
- two ER medium lasers
- medium pulse laser
- two machine guns

What's the point of multi mission objectives? There's only two ways you can do them

- take little to no damage during the entire run
- have enough spare mechs for x missions in a row. If we're talking 3 missions, that's 12 mechs you gotta have at the ready 😬

The existence of things like the Manticore Heavy Tank basically means that none of the mechs in this universe make sense.

If you can strap 4 heavy weapons to a tank that's really low to the ground and difficult to hit, why would you strap those same 4 weapons to a mech that is basically a huge metal dude standing up

men will literally approach the hidden object to pick it up instead of going to therapy

Going around a corner and running directly into a Centurion with a burst fire AC-20 💀

AC-20 Boyfriend

Blackjack, Rifleman and Jägermech are all the exact same mech. You cannot prove me wrong

what the heck is this

why does it have a PROPELLER

why is it equipped with 2 PPCs and ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY rockets

what the hell even is a rocket

What were they thinking when they wrote the arena announcers for this game

Ava Masters is painful and Jackson and Cotton are unbearable

If this game came out last year, I would assume that an AI wrote their dialog and a different AI did the voice acting

They designed the Catapult's armor to be one point too little for a full ton just to fuck with autists and people with OCD

Seeing the number 64.97 out of 65 available tons and being unable to do anything about it is INFURIATING

I hate the arena build of the Urbanmech so god damn much

Light rifle burst fire, PPC-X, two light lasers and UNLIMITED HITPOINTS

Well now I got one of them. What are you gonna do now mfers

being a Christian means you can't take care of your children anymore??

punctuation can save lives

The entire Rasalhague arc is so funny to me. "What if there was racism against Swedes". "What if Japanese people subjugated Europeans". 10/10 fantasy writing

the existence of the mech Warhammer (the one I'm piloting in the screenshot above) is also really funny

do you think 40k has a dude working for the imperium of man as a battletech?

Idk if it's all the mods I'm using but all those missions where you have to destroy sattelite uplinks, dodge artillery and conquer a command post are way too fucking difficult

You're facing numbers of enemies that you usually don't see over the course of five missions

I straight up do not have enough HP or firepower to complete this mission, even on a perfect run

What

I feel very indifferent about LAGOM-GUMI

Cockpit Primitive is such a troll item

Trade offer
I get 110 000 c-bills
You get +200% death chance

oh also it's 2 tons heavier for no reason

rear-facing weapons are so funny to me. I'm sure they make sense in the tabletop, but in the video games? Yeah sure I'd like to fire two medium lasers in a direction I can't see anything in

It would make so much sense to place a turret on a battelmech, but apparently that violates the constraints of the setting.

Come to think of it, it's actually really hard to believe that a battlemech would be operated by one single person. A main battle tank in the real world is crewed by three to five people. So why would a battlemech, which is a far more complex machine, be able to be operated by a single pilot?

Me blocking the doorway so that Duncan Fisher cannot get out and get shot to pieces in the arena: Hahaha yes! Yeah!!

Me being a stationary target for the other combatants and getting shot in the head: Well this sucks. What the fuck

Phoenix Hawk Tuah

oh my fucking god

oh I forgot the heat sink in the head. 33 heat sinks in total. Jesus fucking christ

I hate the solaris urbanmech so god damn much

Piloting a Loader King for the first time and this thing cannot look up or down???

like. The torso is super inflexible. One of the few mechs where installing weapons in the arms actually makes sense

I hate inferno missiles so god damn much