2.7 billion years ago, life came to exist on this planet. 3 billion devices run Java. Coincidence?
Probably, honestly
That's only partly a shitpost by the way, yes, your SIM card probably has a JVM or some other kind of Java environment
@joepie91 They must have fired the guy who counted devices a few decades ago, because 3 billion seems very low today
:ms_deminonbinary_flag: (shifting sleep schedule edition)
@joepie91 the entire earth was actually a hhgttg-style supercomputer experiment designed to eventually produce the perfect bytecode interpreter. Unfortunately due to unexpected outside influence, it ended up creating the jvm instead
Also most of those devices are probably SIM cards