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Hosting stuff in Azure will cost you an ARM and a leg
In all seriousness, don't do that shit. No one working for Azure knows what they're doing, and neither do consultants for it
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@kescher I vividly remember past attempts at running ArchiveTeam stuff on Azure (using trial credits) many many years ago, and the disk I/O was somehow worse than the shitty down-half-of-the-time oversold $2 VPSes that everybody made fun of.
"Well you should be using the managed database, not the local filesystem", I was told by Azure 'experts'.
@joepie91 I simply want to hit an Azure datacenter with 9.6 metric tons of loam soil eventually
@joepie91 oh, disk IO. the reason $work_project downloads shit from a Block Blob Storage™ into a ramdisk instead of building an image with stuff embedded because it's way, way slower. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehruwusjfjfiifksjdjchfjfhc