@rail_ I'm reminded of the way AliExpress handles order update e-mails.

Your order was received. Your order was paid. Your order was processed. Your order is being shipped. Your order is in transit. Your order has crossed the border. Your order has arrived in your country. Your order is at your local distribution center. Your order is being delivered. Your order has been delivered. Did you like your order? You might also like this. You might also like that. *inbox collapses under the weight of AliExpress e-mails*