This is CrowdStrike admitting they haven't used staggered rollouts or canaries -- techniques to limit outage blast radius, both of which are now well over a decade old. Total ineptitude!
@jmason I'd be inclined to call it negligence rather than ineptitude. I find it difficult to believe that nobody at this sort of company knows about staggered rollouts, so most likely it was rejected by some management layer for being "too expensive/complex".