Hey look another new monolithic JS bundler that claims to be magically faster and that breaks compatibility with every existing build tool, even though that wasn't actually necessary to solve the claimed performance issues
Looser $NEW_FAST_BUNDLER user: It’s so fast, I’m just drowning in these 500-line-long TypeScript errors.
1 min later
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Winner Webpack user: Gonna start a build and then go and get some tea going, maybe watch a movie.
1 min later
Takes a sip, ah, yes, that’s the stuff.
