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people are liking gotosocial a bit too much, we should introduce something terrible next release
@f0x your next release could kill random orphans, and it _still_ wouldn't be the worst software option.
@f0x how about setting up a company and appoint website boy to the board 
@f0x User.isParrot()
@f0x do stories
@f0x you right, this simplicity and operation peace of mind is unbearable.
Increasing the amount of cow pictures contained in software is always a good choice.
@f0x start marketing it for cops?
@f0x Why is gotosocial suddenly popular?
@f0x a non-sloth-based release name? 🤔
(no no no.. just joking, keep the 🦥)