Old man Noodles facts:

Loves pets, will bite you after a while though.
Has arthritis, gotta take stairs slow.
Screams indignantly for food in the morning.
Purrs constantly.
Used to have a habit of peeing everywhere, doesn't do that anymore since his emotional needs are now better fulfilled.
Enormous. Massive. Gigantic.
Has a little nick in one ear from the one fight he had (he won; undefeated champion).
Loves yogurt and soy pudding.
Seasoned sunbeam sleeper.
Has seen me at my worst, still loves me.
Fucking hates the vacuum cleaner.