@f0x See this is why I can't log into Steam. I haven't logged into it in years and if I do that could be the first time people I haven't spoken to in a decade will see me.
(Well, that's not entirely true. I logged into Steam for like 15 seconds when I got the Steam Controller at the point when it was discontinue so I could flash the firmware update onto it and I couldn't find a way to launch steam without logging into community features, so I had to launch it and then manually log out of those)