woo server lives to die another day
okay no there's definitely something wrong with one of the disks
it seems to kind of continue running as long as I don't vacuum analyze, but there will most likely be a rollback later today when everything gets restored to the new server from a backup
uncertain how quickly that will all be finished though
latest backups are from 05:01 this morning, and 19:20 last evening (different locations)
hard crash and stopped booting after remote disk unlock, but after traveling to the server and rebooting it once more, it booted fine and just had to wait on postgres recovery for a bit