ok, i have now followed the orbeez guy and shall translate any updates to my fervent fanbase

if you dont know who the orbeez guy is... your gonna wanna know who the orbeez guy is

https://mobile.twitter.com/cyrilschreiner/status/1231609182605975554

the terror with which he says "how am i gonna shit"

long story short the orbeez have blocked the pipes in his entire street and he's going to city hall (presumably to confess) tomorrow so im hyped for that

this fucking whips ass

https://mobile.twitter.com/cyrilschreiner/status/1233462104075706374

certain "plumping engineers & experts" in this guy's mentions are calling this fake but like if it is... i am honestly in awe

like im trying to imagine all the steps that need to be taken for this to be faked and it's pretty impressive... he also says people have doxxed him so curious how that all lines up

after further investigation, i can confirm that orbeez guy hasn't washed in a week

god I wish I could communicate how funny the misspelling in this post is. this is all-time 10/10 gold

orbeez guy?

latest update: instagram story says he went to see the mayor and was "ripped apart". "things are even worse than i thought, i'll tell you everything tomorrow"

⚠️ ORBEEZ TWINK BREAKING NEWS ⚠️

Orbeez twink says he has received too much hate and harrassment from the mainstream media and the trolls, and will therefore not be making any posts today.

No posts today either. Says he's being constantly harassed by the media, people keep showing up to his house, and he's getting doxxed left and right.