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"The fucking technology whiz kids used cyborg bees to extract some private keys.
But we have since gotten PCI certified, so it will never happen again."
@f0x "equifax already fucking used that one" kills me
Smol server part of the pixie.town infrastructure. Registration is approval-based, and will probably only accept people I know elsewhere or with good motivation.