Every year or so, I foolishly think "I need a video game controller" and go buy one and it only lasts a few months before I decide one of us has to die, and I have the screwdriver so I win
Look I make bad computer peripherals ON PURPOSE and even I, creator of both Tooth and Hair keyboards (and I have fake blood waiting for the next one), consider it a design too horrible to be released on an unsuspecting public