constantly forgetting to do chores or cook meals

but I'll be damned if I can't somehow expertly recall that gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie, robocop, terminator, captain kirk, and darth vader, lo pan, super man, every single power ranger, bill s preston and theodore logan, spock, the rock, doc ock, and hulk hogan all came out of nowhere lighting fast and they kicked chuck norris in his cowboy ass