Vampire who used to love garlic in food and who wants to break the curse primarily because they really miss garlic.

"...wait so... You don't care about the sunlight or the thirst for blood or-"
"Dude look, I was pale as fuck and am introvert anyway, and I'm kinky as fuck. Literally I can go to a BDSM party and find any number of people who would get off on me drinking their blood. That's barely a curse at all for me. But do you understand how horrible it is to not have FLAVOUR in your life any more?! Sure there's other spices and stuff, but I haven't had garlic bread in nearly 500 years, CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THAT'S LIKE?! Pray you never have to!"
"I don't like garlic anyway so, eh."
"... I'm going to enjoy killing you far more than I should."

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@Nine@chitter.xyz the culinary equivalent of "I went to JULLIARD, Richter!"

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