you go to my artist booth at a convention, but it appears to be unmanned. There's just a solo cup containing a pencil floating in what looks like pancake batter. There are directions to speak a request slowly + clearly into the cup, using the provided megaphone.
you follow the next step and drop an index card into the batter + wait a few minutes as it submerges. the cup starts vibrating. eventually you hear a "ding" + the index card floats back to the top with a drawing. the drawing is terrible
@heatherhorns_lite Sourdough starter art, still more ethical than AI
Remember to add some flour and water for a job well done
@elfi you have killed the heatherhorns
@heatherhorns_lite listen, the sourdough starter is very talented for not having hands
@elfi i am a delicate collection of bacteria u_u
@heatherhorns_lite And a very good one
