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*feeds you an ultra sharp chocolate knife business end first*
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@deejvalen oh yum!!!
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@manifold directly to your stomach too
efficient!
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@deejvalen nyoom!!
i actually wonder how long a razor sharp chocolate knife could last b4 it becomes, not really classable as a knife
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@manifold not very, body heat warms it quickly
now, a pasta knife? that lasts until its brittleness breaks it or it gets too wet. if I were to use an edible weapon for assassinations it'd be this. go for the neck, boil the evidence, feed to ants or something
waiting for the day someone actually does this
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@deejvalen @manifold everyone knows that the only thing that really holds an edge for a long time is cheddar
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@elfi @manifold sergals 🙄