in this household we resolve disputes with swords
(literally, I own larp weapons for this purpose)
@Chel I have a real one c:
@deejvalen swords are delightful
eventually I'd like to upgrade to metal training swords (with appropriate safety equipment ofc), but that requires -substantially- more space, since... you can get away with a foam sword hitting a wall, but a metal one - even a light, flexible 'safe' one would be another matter all together 
but I real question is do you keep it near your door in case you get any extra-pushy jehova's witnesses that need a bit of convincing to leave? 
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@Chel @deejvalen That pic of Cherry half-naked and pointing her sword at the camera, but POV is a jehova's witness at her door
@elfi @deejvalen are they worthy of that, though?