asked a partner if they'd like some "bean juice," the response was confusion. So I clarified, asked if they'd like some "beaninade," which had a similar response. So I clarified again, offering "the sippy sippy bean drink" 
Sadly this didn't go any better. I just don't know what I'm doing wrong. 
Anyway I guess I'll be having my coffee alone today. 
@elfi nothing quite like a pleasant dip in the bean tea