Remembered a dream from last night, I went to a flea market to find a cheap and tiny CRT and instead ended up getting the deed to a mansion from a vampire lord who ran the market as a gift, everyone was all gothed up and saying what a wonderful opportunity it was for me. I was just like, I just came here to get a cheap display to compare pixel art on

I went out to find the mansion was in the middle of the wilderness, but happened to have a full retinue of service staff who also happened to be undying folks of all types, then realized when a bunch of people arrived after me that the last homeowner turned the place into a boarding house/summercamp kind of deal and nobody was informed of their untimely disappearance. THEN I realized this was probably a ploy to just get me out to the middle of nowhere with as many people as possible to be vampire food and ditched while everyone else was busy being shown their quarters.

Man, and I was going to enjoy just becoming some weird sort of hermit in the woods. I planted some garlic cloves in the garden as a fuck you