Ancient Greeks: ...and she had the lower body of a serpent, and venomous snakes coiled and hissed from atop her head!
Me: Oh she sounds cute...
Ancient Greeks: What? Uh, no, she was hideous! To gaze upon her face was to perish, turned to stone, life snuffed out in an instant!
Me: Aww no, I'm sure she's pretty as she is. She just needs more confidence.
Ancient Greeks: No! She was an affront to the gods!
Me: Lol me too. Do you have her number?