Soulsborne guy: heheheh, retched one, this realm is cursed absolutely awful one. Hope not, completely unsatsifactory one, or you will surely be disappointed, totally disgraceful and rotten and just absymal one
@Runner Soulsborne upgrade guy: don't listen to them, I'm your down-to-earth surrogate father figure with biceps the size of your head and I care about you, partly because you bring me new weapons and rocks to hammer into them
