@ben My favourite malf borg story (back when malf was a thing on tgstation) was immediately entering the janitor module and thinking the entire station crew were ghosts because law 0 was that there were no humans on the station and to "cleanse" the station.
I still got blown but I had a fun time being a scaredybot until the AI ordered me to start murderboning, which takes some creativity as a janiborg
@elfi another thing real life cops should take from ss13 is not having any effective way of killing people