Imagining a sci-fi story where an alien probe drops by and orbits Earth several times only to then hurl itself towards the Sun.

We manage to capture and retrieve it but our dissection of it unleashes a xeno-plague upon our planet.

Only later do we realize that the probe attempted its kamikaze maneuver because it had, upon arrival, detected life in our solar system and had intended to protect us from its own terraforming payload.

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@jaycie This sounds like it could become one of those panicked tech support stories on a cosmic scale, using the probe's comms to beg for help on how to fix what we broke

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@elfi I love it. "If you're calling about sales and support, please press 1. If you're calling about franchise opportunities, please press 2. If your planet is currently being devoured by our TerraForm 5000®️, please stay on the line and our technicians will help you shortly. Current estimated wait time: 5,193 years relativistic years."

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