nothing makes me happier in MTG than when someone keeps spending their lifepoints because lp doesn't matter and then puts themselves under lightning bolt range

"Yeah I'll pay down to 3 life. What're they gonna do, bolt me?"

Me, whos been running lightning bolts in every EDH deck since 2010:

The only downside to being Like This is that people learn quick that 4 is the real one after it happens to them the first time

On the flip side it tends to take people a long time to learn how to play around graveyard removal and that shit fuels me forever

FUCK graveyard decks

@fluxom_alt remind me to never play my cycling deck against you

@junebug I will EAT you

@fluxom_alt vehicle fun times it is!

@fluxom_alt U CAN'T BOLT A FUCKING CAR MOTHERFUCKER

@junebug YES YOU CAN!!!! YOU EXPLICITLY CAN (once someone is driving it)

@fluxom_alt gonna start a deck arms race where we just keep playing meaner decks to try and beat the other person

@junebug @fluxom_alt meanwhile there's me in the corner with a copy of mishra's toy workshop somehow and spamming faerie swarm to put plush moths on the table every turn