mastodon is evidently cancelled so I'd like to introduce mothtodon, the new federated microblogging server

What's different? Toots are now squeaks, faves are now lamps, and boosts are now boops; also all posts are now printed out on caterpillar-safe paper and ink, then delivered between instances by trained carrier moths who subject them to the utmost scrutiny for harassment or hateful behaviour

We're still working on that last one so for now all posts are yeeted to the void, but even then it's better than the alternatives, right?