hey does anyone know too much about kirby i need to run something by you if you do

Kirby: Kirby is beyond simple ideas like "politics" or "gender" or "anything that isn't food". the greatest force for good in the galaxy. trust them with your heart. don't trust them with your cake

Bandana Waddle Dee: Nonbinary marxist who is extremely tired and beaten down by the system

King Dedede: Monarchist is the easy answer, but really they're one of those people who describes themselves as "socially liberal but fiscally conservative". This is mostly a cover for their fear that someday waddle dee is going to take all of their money and redistribute it.