Tonight, a group of Kobolds In Space! ventured to a friendly asteroid to claim it for the Kobold Empire!, but were challenged by a lich who wanted them to get off his lawn!

We weathered the meteor storm of assistive walkers that the lich summoned, offered the lich our ship's annoying AI for the asteroid, got thrown out the airlock for our trouble, and then finally apologized to the AI and offered to mow the lich's lawn and bring in his mail in exchange for being allowed to settle on the asteroid.

@Crash 's Kobolds In Space! is a very silly game and I love it.