Gay Olympics has officially started now they've got their flag parade out
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I love how #Eurovision would be banned in every state in America

I don't know why Graham Norton has joined the stage to co-host, the three existing hosts did a stellar job without him in the semis sorry not sorry
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Anyway, they're about to go in hard for the first act. If you're just joining us, you're in for a treat
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I love the dig at Spotify in this totally non-political song contest. Honestly, Austria is top 5 for me all day long
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Also, top 5 costumes from Austria too, of course
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Switzerland walked into the wrong door for the John Lewis Christmas ad campaign contest and the rest was history
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I actually really like Poland's entry, every time I hear it, it grows on me a bit more. Will def be one of the songs that outlives the contest
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I said it the other day but Serbia and Australia should hook up. You'll see why later
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Serbia is in my top 5 btw, mostly for the staging but also for the
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Going from a short Serbian king to a tall French goddess. The gloves are properly off this year
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I'm just going to recycle my shitposts from the semis and reveal Cyprus stole my wife at the Street Fighter convention. Still bitter about it.
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Cyprus is going barefoot, those "OOOOOO"'s aren't in the song, someone left their Lego out
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Really like the twinkly oldschool synths in Spain's song, very interesting idea and I'm here for it
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Sweden always take this so seriously, love this one to bits, also
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Sweden is peak fully off your tits on MDMA at 3am living the dream energy, I want to be there :raveemoji:
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I was gushing about it before, but Albania's costume is def up there in the fashion contest. Proper lovely stuff. 10/10
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Italy is pulling a France this year I see
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Working at the intersection of Italian ballads and trampolines is a career choice I can get behind tbf
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I think she's miming that piano
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Probably my favourite cover of DJ Casper's ground-breaking Cha Cha Slide
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The best bit about Finland's entry is when it just cracks open a can of eurobeat for shits and giggles. I'm all about it, we've all been there
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Not many people liked Czechia in the semis but I proper love it, and the costumes, well good!!
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These horse girls have attitude, I'm here for it, honestly
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Anyway, remember what I was saying about Australia and Serbia? Absolutely want to see the cinematic adaptation of whatever the hell is going on here. They're totally from the same world
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Australia have no business putting such a sick drop on the barbie
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Would see Belgium live if I got the chance, would be such a good party
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Imagine Boy George if he wasn't a massive prick and those bits got replaced with bits of Will Young, it's great! It can be done!
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Armenia 😍
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Was it as hot as Mel though?
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I bumped into Moldova at a festival once, his gear was shit by the way
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Ukraine play Serbia's robot's henchmen in the film set in the Serbia/Australia cinematic universe. I'll put 20p on it
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Norway's lyrics are so shit but I proper love everything else about it. She seems like somebody I'd get shitfaced any night of the week with too haha
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Germany are going hard as fuck, which is a shame for Australia really, but oh my God those 80s Rickroll hits snuck into it and laser sound effects? How can you not love this shit
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I said the other night that Lithuania 100% smells like a Lush shop, but the more I think about it, she probably works there so that makes sense
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Israel has some proper good moves, it's pop-by-numbers but sometimes that can be good
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Croatia know exactly what this contest is all about
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Croatia is what my sexy dreams are made of fyi
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