@Dee wow yes hi have i reached dee from the underscore dimension?

@ckie That would appear to be the case!

@Dee great! i'm glad to inform you we have found your old relative, DUM from the underscore world and hir has left a inheritance of 50,000,000 fedibucks for you! would you like to proceed, Dee?

@ckie This sounds entirely legitimate and believable, what do you need me to do?

@Dee oh, it's a very simple process, Dee! you simply walk over there, to that pixel, jump thrice there, then move on over there to that pixel and jump once there.

@ckie I... how... how will I know it worked?

@Dee oh, well that's very simple! you'll only see infrared for a few seconds to minimize server processing while the fedibucks are being transferred. once the transfer is complete, full color support will once again be enabled for your AB⁰!

⁰ Autonomous Blob, .

@ckie This sounds perfectly safe and not like a cause for concern at all!

@Dee that is correct! please begin moving to the pixels indicated by the wooden sticks i have just thrown.

@ckie oh, alright, let me just...

@Dee
*ze finishes jumping at the first stick*

*ze can no longer see the second stick due to everything turning red*

@ckie aw gosh darn it

@Dee hey, hey! don't fret, just follow the sound of my voice!

@ckie o-oh, alright

@Dee okay, you're there! jump!

@ckie *hop*

@Dee oh- wait!! sto-

*the DEE swaps physical forms with the stick*

@ckie *sticks stickly*