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Cave Johnson here! Have you ever heard of the phrase "making someone roll over in his grave". Well, I came across it the other day, and had the boys in the lab hook up some generators. Limitless energy! All we have to do is offend some oldies. If you applied to get your gender transed, enter through door A. Make sure to keep wearing those Aperture Science reinforced knee-high socks after the procedure is done. They'll protect you from the vengeful spirits. We summoned a lot of vengeful spirits.

Bees are good cute friends

And their honey is delicious

Source: I am totally a bee squeak squeak

Plush ec 

Big luna has detected a cutie reading this post

The nervous system is when a plural person has anxiety

“Cave Johnson here. Friendly reminder that Aperture employees living prior to the legalization of gay marriage are invited to use our Aperture Science Temporal Matrimony Pod in order to travel to the future with your same-sex partner and get married there. Employees from the future who wish to return to a time before gay people being able to marry are also welcome to use the pod and we’ll make sure to send you to an era well before gay marriage. I’m thinking maybe Late Cretacesous.”

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if you wanna be a cute girl

you can just

be a cute girl.

but more importantly, you are worthy of love whether or not you choose to be cute and/or girl ❤️💕

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Realistically speaking, utopias would probably look a bit grubby and lived-in, especially if we're talking about low-key, actually achievable utopias as opposed to chrome and food pills.

That's the side-effect of making an actually liveable society, people are gonna live in it, and leave stains, scuffmarks, wear, tear and grafitti behind.

Still greatly prefer "engage" over "consume" when talking about media. We don't effing eat books.

If anyone is able to help or give me information, I'm looking for a completely legit and totally-not-pirated study guide for A+ certification for IT job stuff!

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