Understars 🌌 @Blinxbat@pixie.town

love a she/her boy
love a he/him gal

you, a computer pervert: haha I use RISC-V! something something ARM!!

me, a computer pervert: I literally just tore a chunk out of this board and took a chisel to this IC. also I got literal battery acid on my hands (real)

anyway we are not the same

doing computer pervert things right now (fucking up this HDD with sharp implements)

*chews on your power cables* mmmm yum yum yum yum yum!!! incredible flavor chef, nice work

Cannabis and Ball Dorture

*gently places a smooth stone in your mouth*

packing a tower desktop full of mud and grit and dirt and sand and rocks because I'm doing my absolute very best to "touch computers" but I'm already a grass toucher

I actually don't even know what computers are

I’m undermining trust in open source dependencies by writing ascii ritual circles in all your code that convert your computer power into spiritual power for all of my gay little spells

cool lesbian date idea! going to a near-empty parking lot and doing the following:
- kicking a rock around and talking for a while
- lighting some old dried leaves on fire and watching them burn up
- sitting on one of those parking blocks and making out
- holding hands until sweaty and uncomfortable
- taking off your flannel and either giving it to her because she's cold, or tying it around your waist and looking like a hottie because it's warm
- sharing some shitty writing from middle school or high school and getting embarrassed, then getting more embarrassed when she giggles and calls it cute

i yip on her yap til she yip again

diy hrt funny