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I still haven't forgiven Nintendo for making Kirby canonically genderless in Japanese and then in localisation just deciding to make them male, actually

Reasons why you should call me cute:
1. I'm cute
2.

nude chubby kobold 

maybe you've been giving your kobold too many treats lately, but at least it's gone to the right places

lewd 

Touching grass isn’t enough I need to be hypnotized by someone evil and devious.

Cuties be like: *is cute*
Isn't that kinda fucked up tbh?

Lewd shitpost 

Are there bean plushie commissions somewhere? I need to buy 10 immediately

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Lewd shitpost 

Cursed me bean plushie that sucks your dick and calls you straight

I'm schrodinger's cat if that cat was gay and trans and a girl. So basically I'm schrodinger's cat.

I am very datable. Very smoochable too. All around soft girl.

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I am a menace upon society, which is why you should all date me (if u want to)

Sometimes I am Hot.
Other times, I am Very Hot.
But right now, I am CHEETOS® Crunchy FLAMIN’ HOT® Cheese Flavored Snack.

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