me at 12:00 today: eh im not much of a football fan but i guess England's playing or something

me now: ENGLAND IS A DISGRACE TO THE FUCKING SPORT. THEY'RE COWARDLY AND DISHONORABLE. Football is GONE. It's not fucking coming home BECAUSE EVERY TIME IT DOES, THE BRITS DRAG ITS NAME THROUGH THE MUD!

anyways denmark should have won (or at least, not lost to a laser pointer)