דגל שכור 🏴 
💻 surfing on one of these old fellas? we used to call these digital surfboards (laptops), nowadays you can surf the web from your internet-enabled phone or pager! wowza!
You nieve fool! You have completely forgotten about the most powerful surviving decice, a smart fridge. Why do you think they are so big and heavy? It's actually cuz it's got so much processing power. Plus I legit have my smart fridge even more powerful. I downloaded 4 additional graphics cards and have several hundred additional GB of RAM. I even got myself a portable version (it's on a dolly with an really long power cord). I take my smart fridge with me everywhere in the house. It's quite the workout.
You amateur will never be impressive like me because you only use weak surfing devices.
catching a wave over IP! 🏄 💻