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*senator armstrong voice* IN MY AMERICA EVERY MAN WILL BE ABLE TO CHOOSE WHICH DICKS HE WILL SUCK, EVEN HIS OWN. NO MORE POINTLESS SEX, JACK.
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*senator armstrong voice* IN MY AMERICA EVERY MAN WILL BE ABLE TO CHOOSE WHICH DICKS HE WILL SUCK, EVEN HIS OWN. NO MORE POINTLESS SEX, JACK.
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MY COCK IS MADE FROM NANOMACHINES JACK. THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA *massive fucking cock appears with dramatic flair*