If you thought that the Dutch are big on tulips - think again. We are much more talented at growing fiber uplinks at seemingly random places.
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@h3artbl33d In fairness, they are also orange things sticking out of the ground, so close enough
Yeah - I did cut one and took it home, with the hope it would give wireless internet. For some reason that did not work 
Might need to try other ports.
@h3artbl33d Ah, well, taking a cutting is a good start, but you have to plant it in some soil and nurture it for a while to have it grow into a proper WiFi-bearing plant
Good idea - will do so!
@h3artbl33d Also, they don't want you to know this, but the internet is free, you can just take it home, etc. etc.