@elilla My version:

Timespan 1: all I want is to hook up with at least one kinky top per day, is that really so much to ask
Timespan 2: all I want is to find someone who wants to collaborate (radical definition) on this software project with me, is that really so much to ask
Timespan 3: all I want is to find someone who wants to Go Out And Do An Activism with me, is that really so much to ask

(Usually each timespan takes a few days, though the selection is random and not in order)